Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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