Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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