One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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