i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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