I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Soap is not a condiment
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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