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The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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