He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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