Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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