I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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