Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize