carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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