Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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