Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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