Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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