Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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