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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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