stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
A+ Viking dick
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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