Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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