She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
why is half of my head shaved?
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