How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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