just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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