Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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