i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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