It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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