yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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