I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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