Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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