It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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