Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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This house was built for laser tag.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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