I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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