We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm always down for nudity.
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