Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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