Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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