There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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