i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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