let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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