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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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