If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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