can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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