I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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