she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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