dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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