I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
it glows. i had to have it.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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