i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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