Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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