is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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