OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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