If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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