That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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