You made me cry and you don't even care
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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